my stupid ipod broke, again. so i drove all the way to Boca to get a new one. they have this thing where you sign in to get help from a "genius" at the help desk. the stupid thing said that they were booked and I'd have to come back. so i said fuck that and asked the lady at the desk, who apparently is a genius, if she could put me on the list. she said no that she was booked all day and I'd have to come back later. i started to leave but i was pissed so i went back and asked the girl at the register if someone else could help me. i explained that my ipod committed suicide and all i needed was a replacement. she checked the warranty, and told me i have 266 days left and getting a new one is no problem. sweet! so ok, lets go ahead and do that then..... nope. she said and i quote " only a genius can take care of your warranty issue." i almost punched her, but shes a girl so i didn't. and I've only punched like one person in my whole life so it would have been out of character.
any-who, i have come to the conclusion that i myself am a genius because i have no problem looking things up on a computer. i mean i can type and everything! also i know how to give someone a pen to write their name on a paper. its really not hard, but i'm a genius so, maybe thats why.
so i didn't punch anyone, didn't get a new ipod (that will break in a month anyway) and i found out that they play stuff like "avenged sevenfold" on the radio who have to be the worst band i've heard in a long time. i mean who buys that shit!? if its you who buys it you should seek help.
there ought to be a law against selling crappy electronics for hundreds of dollars when they suck, and you cant easily get it replaced. i almost wish my warranty was up so i could have smashed my crap-pod on the desk at that place. that would have showed them!..?
i bet no one cares about my ipod troubles so fuck you. fuck Steve Jobs, fuck everyone who works at the apple store in Boca, fuck Boca, fuck the radio, fuck avenged sevenfold. and fuck you the most, ipod. ill punch you in the face!
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